... and yet I smile♡

charlottan:

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

copepods:

ALT

ALT

another comic for the saga

bamsara:

bamsara:

anyway, my fatass cat just laid down on my plate of pizza rolls and ranch

why did you do this

tasmanianstripes:

sailorcuba:

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

I thought this was a joke

that theory about him killing off the site for a tax writeoff seems legit actually

he is a fucking child

beardedmrbean:

mrcloudyfun:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!

She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn’t know what was going on you wouldn’t have caught it.

10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans

castiels-husband:

“Ken wouldn’t do that to Barbie, it’s out of character!” Babes, that is the point.

Ken and his discovery of the patriarchy and the way it changes him is the exact same as what happens with adolescent boys. You have these guys who were so close to you, wether through friendship or family become people that they aren’t due to both peer pressure and the desire to hold power. Especially with the whole “podcast bro” thing he had going on in the Ken Dojo Casa House scene, Ken represents all the boys that lean into the patriarchy and change for the worst.

Ken was always so sweet, he was stupid and lovable and would do anything for Barbie. Then he got roped into toxic masculinity and all of a sudden he was cruel and pretentious. This is the same path that many of the guys I was friends with as a kid fell down. Barbie represents growing up as a woman and Ken represents growing up as a man.

titenoute:

humansofnewyork:

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.”
(Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

aquitainequeen:

David Slack warning against AMPTP trying to turn the unions against each other, and stating the facts.

adirahilwa:

Do you realize that life is cradling you? In the span of a few short but laborious months you have been turned inside out, do you realize the monumental shift that has occurred? No you can’t possibly grasp it fully right now, because it’s still in motion, just remember the edge is not the end and you still get to fly.